World's Lamest Resolution

Every January, millions of people make New Year's resolutions that they do not keep. Normally, I would avoid this type of thing for a very simple reason...there isn't really anything about me that needs improving.

After thinking about resolutions earlier today, I began to think of making some sort of clever post about them. Instead, something very serious happened. I thought of a real resolution to make! I resolve to update this blog at least every other day.

Huge, I know. But the only thing I hate more than people with "blogs" are people with "blogs" who do not "update them" or who use to many "quotation marks."