Doomsday Clock Marches On...I Warned You!

The doomsday clock was first started in 1947. It was set at 7 minutes to midnight, which represents the end of the world (through nuclear war). Over the years, the clock has moved closer too and further from midnight. As close as 11:58 in 1953, and as far as 11:43 in 1991. On January 17th, 2007, the clock moved from 11:53 to 11:55. However this new change is NOT due to nuclear war, it is due to the coming fashion apocalypse. Scroll...if you dare.















Those are "shoes" and those four available colors are no doubt representative of the four horsemen. Much like Noah, warning humanity of the coming flood, I warned you that the sins of croc wearing would not go unpunished. The signs were all there! Look at the movement of the doomsday clock. (Graph From Wikipedia Commons).



Look at what happened in 2002! The SAME year that Crocs were invented (maybe)! And now, with the coming of these toe gloves of doom, we again move closer to midnight.

There is still hope! We have been closer to destruction in the past. Then, international cooperation between world powers was able to pull us back from the brink of disaster. This time, it is up to ALL of us. Kill a Northern spotted owl and make a shoe out of it instead, it is better for the world as a whole...